recipe
Thursday, February 1, 2007

ingredients:

  • 1 heart
  • very very sharp knife
  • pair of gloves
  • jiffy bag, pre-addressed
  • phone
  1. phone courier, arrange for a pick-up at 2pm sharp. Pre-pay.
  2. at 1:45pm go to kitchen. Put gloves on.
  3. place 2 fingers to the left of breast bone.
  4. exhale completely, and place tip of knife to the left of two fingers, holding with both hands.
  5. inhale sharply, at the same time driving knife deep into chest.
  6. twist knife into a careful circle, counterclockwise, the shape of a small fist.
  7. using right hand, carefully scoop out heart, discarding small bone fragments.
  8. place in pre-addressed jiffy bag.
  9. go to front door, place bag outside of front door, close door.
don't worry. it wont really hurt. it's only physical pain.

Posted byKarma at Thursday, February 01, 2007  

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1 comments:

Anonymous said... Sunday, September 02, 2007  

uber dark and yet incredibly poetic. No wonder we're friends...

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